Top ten things that sound dirty, but aren't:

[NeoGeo]

IN THE OFFICE
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't:

1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

IN A LAW FIRM
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge.
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't

1. Think you can get me off?

IN GOLF

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't

1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.

[fin]

In the office

5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!

When the hell would you ever say that?

[paul]

Top Star Wars Lines That Sound Dirty, But Aren’t
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"Hurry up, golden-rod..."
"Hey, point that thing someplace else."
"I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
"I never knew I had it in me."
"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
"She's gonna blow!"
"I think you'll fit in nicely."
"Rise, my friend."
“Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!”
“ You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!”
“And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!”
“It’s possible he came in through the south entrance.”
“I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?”
“That's OK, I like to keep it on manual control for a while.”
“There's an awful lot of moisture in here.”
“Size matters not...judge me by my size do you?”
“ Negative, it just impacted on the surface.”

[Freestyler84]

lollolollollo this is so funny there are a lot of things that sound dirty, everywhere pleople don't realize sometimes when you say something it could be taken in the other sence

[Derek Miller]

Hahahahahah!!! Vary funny ! Star wars lines hilarious!! Luke skywalker one's bloody good